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dietchola:

you must be at least 6 feet tall to date me that’s just the way the cookie crumbles

crumbelievable:

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

bbieber:

i dont get why it matters if louis or harry is gay or straight or bi let them live their fucking lives and stop trying to push them out of the closet when they might not even be in one god damn

captaindorkwad:

So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.

hommos:

on a scale of 1 to one direction how much does your fandom make you want to light yourself on fire and jump off a cliff

billydarley:

there is/will be no film series better than lotr.

You have not experienced true pain until you hear birds chirping outside your window at four am

this kind of reminds me of my mother and father nagging me to go ‘outside’ and make ‘friends’ and be ‘social’

and just like with them I am going to blatantly ignore this till it goes away

far, far away.

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh