Hermione: We didn’t celebrate your birthday, Harry! Ginny and I, we prepared a cake. We we’re going to bring it out at the end of the wedding!
Harry: Hermione, honestly. I appreciate the thought but really giving the fact that we were almost killed by a couple of Death Eaters a few minutes ago….
Hermione: Right. Perspective.
Harry: Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now: students. If they can do it, why not us?
Hermione: It’s sort of exciting, isn’t it? Breaking the rules!
Ron: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Hermione: “You said to us once before that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We’ve had time, haven’t we?” Ron: “We’re with you, whatever happens mate.”
GENRE SWAP → Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire as a stoner movie aka Harry Stoner and the Goblet Of Weed
PERSONALITY SWAP → The Golden Trio as The Plastics (Hermione as Regina, Harry Potter as Gretchen and Ron as Karen) and Draco Malfoy as Cady Heron
The stupid homosexuals that are One Direction ruined whatever I had that resembled a life.
Also I cry a lot over fictional characters and TV shows
That's it that's my life
