pyrolatria:

one time i wrote fanfiction for an english exam and i got the best grade out of my whole year

2453  ∙  1 year ago  ∙  pyrolatria-deactivated20120502   (via)
Wait don't people do this for EVERY exam?I manage to ALWAYS do thisAnd I've kept an A+ rep for 4 yearsWHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE TIMELast time I wrote a heart whrencing story about an FBI agent that got ScitzophreniaOPS?This year I'll do anything to work around something I can mix to 1DI ALWAYS MANAGE TO PULL IT OFFA couple of years ago we had to realte the writing to a text we'd read that yearAnd I had to pick mafiaSo the story was about a guy named 'Shuresh'Who'd worked as a scientist for the FBI and co-worked with the italian mafia (DON'T ASK IT WAS 3 YEARS AGO)And basically he was on death rowand he kept mumbling about insectsHEROES INSPIRATION FOR THE WINThis year I had to write a continued text thoughTHAT WASN'T FUNBut I still got an A+ fuck yeahrb:random
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